A lot of these ideas might actually work, and since they've been coded, they might be implemented in future versions. One can only hope for magic and exploding chickens. This post might be using reverse psychology on us, making us think it's an April's fool joke, but half of the features are actually real. Also, good luck being a mime, Sach.
LMFAO! This is hilarious. I actually hadn't noticed today's date, I was just scrolling around on Youtube and saw alot of the people I'm subbed to had this "Minecraft 2.0", and so I headed over to the Forums to see what the deal was.
HOPEFULLY some of these features get into the next real update, though. Some of them look cool. XD
Even if this was real (which it's not) I would still play traditional MC because if MC 2 did come out with the changelog it has on the post, to me it would just be a weird version with Vechs and paulsoaresjr being the people they pull off of.