I'm gonna watch him from my car using a expensive Camera, recording his actions. I'm then going to get him to believe his wife is doing it with his right hand man (this one will be gay though) and have him kill his wife and right hand man. I am then going to kill his two sons using my badass bow. After that I am going to blow up his building and tie him to the back of a car after explaining my plan.
Start crying and pooping my pants while trying to run away without looking away from it and not running into any nasty mobs... FUDGE ZOMBIE *looks away* Oh crap *Slendermen next to me* *Escapes world, deletes it and starts beating up computer until Minecraft is gone and it is nothing more than orange juice pulp >_> I'm not joking. Really. I'm not.
Get attacked by an Enderman.
starts beating up computer until Minecraft is gone and it is nothing more than orange juice pulp>_> I'm not joking. Really. I'm not.One word. Just one word.
LAVA.
2. Place UltimateFist in quickbar.
3. Punch Enderman.
4. Watch Enderman turn to smoke.
5. Eat Churro.
6. Burn down NPC village.
7. Make a mug of tea.
8. Place a grave marker for my very first Enderman murder.
9. Drink tea while teabagging grave marker, making sure that sticky keys are disabled.
10. Build a giant enderman alongside my 80 block tall creeper and my 10:1 slime.
Then I will wear a pumpkin on my head.
Forever.
The coward way.
The manlier way.
fix'd
(derp didn't get the rest)
Then I will stare into its soulless eyes until my hand gets tired and twitches causing me to look away.
I will then repeat the first step.
Credits to PouncingWolf for this awesome signature!
And then... /exterminate
Aren't you clever.