1. First off, even if it's comedic it's unnecessary. (Since you seem to say it's unnecessary)
2.You're insulting my grammar? As far as I'm concerned, I honestly do not care. This attack by you was, in the least, unnecessary and is, on your part, an act of trolling. I will no longer respond to your idiocy and stupid faces. Good day sir.
1. yes, it is, there are other ways to achieve comedy.
2. Well since I was responding to you by repeating your words word for word, I noticed the comma. It was not an insult, and didn't really have a point, but then again, conversationally, one would point out something like this either way. I do not troll anything other than smogon, and only by pwning with the weakest pokemon possible and then laughing at how they doubt me. I love it and it's adorable-ness (:3)
ANYWAY, BACK ON SUBJECT, by all means, stop responding to me, I don't hear anything nice anyway.
Cursing is how small people with limited minds and vocabulary try to sound big and important.
I try to cut it out of my vocabulary but dammit! Sometimes it's just necessary.
If the guys review is based on the actual "released" version of the game he is actually spot on most of his complaints.
It's just that he is full of s%#$% (oops I boobooed)
If you don't like the graphics....Hay their are what a couple thousand mods for that.
Don't like digging the ground for stuff. Hay their is a mod for that.
You want to have access to every item in the game. done.
Fly..... Done..
Rewright the multi player back end and have a server with thousands of modifications.. No problem!
And I don't know how it's a compleat review when he didn't also trash the potions and enchanting. I like the game alot and even I don't quit get the enchanting.
O ya....theirs a plug-in that fixes that.
He is right though. Combat does suck, and the villagers are dumb, and their are more bugs than a Nebraska farm in July.
But damm it's the best 20 bucks I've spent in a long time.
And if he is reviewing the game, why was he bashing minecon as well. In a nut shell he just called every one their mind dead stooges, and Notch a greedy money grubbing bastage. I mean like that is a bad thing.
Cursing is how small people, with limited minds and vocabulary, try to sound big and important.
I try to cut it out of my vocabulary but, dammit damn it, sometimes it's just necessary.
If the guy's review is based on the actual "released" version of the game, he is actually spot on most of his complaints.
It's just that he is full of s%#$%. (Oops! I boobooed!)
If you don't like the graphics....: Hay Hey, their there are what a couple thousand mods for that.
Don't like digging the ground for stuff.? Hay Hey, their there is a mod for that.
You want to have access to every item in the game.? Done.
Fly.....? Done.. Rewright Rewrite the multi player multiplayer back-end and have a server with thousands of modifications..? No problem!
And I don't know how it's a compleat complete review when he didn't also trash the potions and enchanting as well. I like the game alot a lot and even I don't quit quite get the enchanting.
O ya....theirs Oh yeah, there's a plug-in that fixes that.
He is right though.; combat does suck, and the villagers are dumb, and their there are more bugs than a Nebraskan farm in July.
But damm damn, it's the best 20 bucks I've spent in a long time.
And if he is reviewing the game, why was he bashing minecon as well.? In a nut shell nutshell, he just called every one everyone their mind-dead stooges, and Notch a greedy money-grubbing bastage. I mean, like that is a bad thing.
Yes, other people have limited minds and vocabulary.
- Minecraft's retro graphics are lazily done, kept programmer art rather than hiring a good artist and giving minecraft it's own style. Provides various examples of games with retro graphics like minecraft that look better.
- Sound is average, nothing bad.
- Good, simple controls
- Combat is extremely simple, easy, and boring. No attack animations from enemies, weak pathfinding (example trying to walk through walls to get to you) Only thing you can do is crit, sprint, or regularly attack.
- NPC villagers are completely useless. Do not respond to attacks, do not respond to you taking down their house, do not respond to nearby mobs, do not respond to anything. He asks why are they even in the game if we can't do anything with them?
- Notch promised many features but failed to deliver.
- Put of adding a modding API so Notch could make more money, updates in the last few months were just stolen mods. Wolves, pistons, etc.
- Provides example of game-breaking glitch (diamond block duping).
- Not many minerals, easy to get diamond within an hour of playing.
- Abrupt and ugly biome transitions.
- Strongholds are boring and barren, treasure chests contain items that are much more easily obtained on your own or useless items. He provides an example with cocoa beans, which make cookies but there useless because you can just use other food items.
- Poison foods don't make sense, you can still heal even if they are "poisonous". No reason to have poisonous foods if they heal you anyway.
- Final boss is only difficult because of it's high health and it's regenerating health towers. Tedious rather than challenging.
- Doesn't see the appeal in multiplayer, far more entertaining multiplayer games.
- Game loses appeal quickly.
- Any website that gives MC 10/10 should not be trusted, because there are obvious problems.
- Notch makes poll asking if people would come to minecon if it was $90, everyone says no and he ups the price to $140. Wat?
- People only want to play scrolls because notch made it, game is not original at all.
- Supports Yogscast criticizing Notch, from his twitter claims.
- Mojang team are hypocrites, also curse in front of children vs yogscast.
- Could have been great game, special and unique gear, NPCs you can communicate with, all sorts of directions mc could have gone. Instead it went in multiple directions in a step or two, never really committing.
- All notch's games based on previously existing games, did very little to innovate games. Yet he won an award for it.
- Notes that minecraft is 1.0, RELEASE VERSION.
- Overall, can't recommend minecraft to anyone for $30, $15, not even for $6.99 on the app store. Not even for free.
- 2.25/10 score
You do better.
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Basically, they go in with one goal. Either they try to make a game look really really good, or they make it look ****. With this one, they went in with the conclusion that minecraft sucks. Then they tried to find things to back that up, using confirmation bias to ignore everything else.
That isn't a proper review.
On the other hand, I don't think it was supposed to be review. It's 80's style intro, the fact that they label themselves "pro gamers" pro=Professional, and "professional" means usually that they've got some sort of degree. I certainly hope there aren't degrees in game playing. It's probably an intentional troll. Most of their videos probably are; they are like the review-mode of Kotaku.
What's needed is a real review. One of those has not been done. Either the reviews are done by some 14 year old who loves the game or they are done by some 14 year old who thinks that 80's style introductions are cool and them bitches about the graphics of a game. It shouldn't get the high scores it is getting, I don't think; than again, the rating scale of games now seems to be 8 to 10, with utterly awful games seemingly able to score 8...
Thanks for using the most pathetic excuse of a comeback this forum has ever seen.
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I'm not saying minecraft doesn't have problems, but I am seeing a lot of one sided opinions and blatant LIES.
I also slowly started to hate his voice more and more until he sounded like a screaming banshee.
Minecraft Is aloud to do what it wants and when I mean Minecraft I mean jeb_ and notch. They can have updates after the release, it's there choice, the graphics are quite bad because the game is ****ING BLOCKS FOR GODS SAKE. How can you have good graphics even 256x256 texture packs look the same as default and get over the graphics. Just wait for the villager API and skyrim Yeah does have a lot of bugs in it so stop trying to defend skyrim and saying they have no bugs(I love Skyrim by the way). That is my reply.
sorry if you cant understand. i dont know the words in english to descrive what i feel. so here is in Spanish.
Acabo de ver este vídeo y me pareció una TREMENDA ESTUPIDEZ! el creador del vídeo se pasa ablando de que MINECRAFT tiene malos gráficos y que es un JUEGO SIMPLE??? esta loco? lo genial de MINECRAFT son los gráficos que tiene. son cuadrados y pixelados. eso es lo que lo hace ÚNICO. no como un "CALL OF DUTY" que TODOS SON LA MISMA COSA!! el creador del vídeo es un estúpido
Since this thread has basically no discussion value left, and is just posters saying the op (or at least the video) is stupid, I'm going to lock it.
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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works
1. yes, it is, there are other ways to achieve comedy.
2. Well since I was responding to you by repeating your words word for word, I noticed the comma. It was not an insult, and didn't really have a point, but then again, conversationally, one would point out something like this either way. I do not troll anything other than smogon, and only by pwning with the weakest pokemon possible and then laughing at how they doubt me. I love it and it's adorable-ness (:3)
ANYWAY, BACK ON SUBJECT, by all means, stop responding to me, I don't hear anything nice anyway.
You saying COD has better graphics?
I try to cut it out of my vocabulary but dammit! Sometimes it's just necessary.
If the guys review is based on the actual "released" version of the game he is actually spot on most of his complaints.
It's just that he is full of s%#$% (oops I boobooed)
If you don't like the graphics....Hay their are what a couple thousand mods for that.
Don't like digging the ground for stuff. Hay their is a mod for that.
You want to have access to every item in the game. done.
Fly..... Done..
Rewright the multi player back end and have a server with thousands of modifications.. No problem!
And I don't know how it's a compleat review when he didn't also trash the potions and enchanting. I like the game alot and even I don't quit get the enchanting.
O ya....theirs a plug-in that fixes that.
He is right though. Combat does suck, and the villagers are dumb, and their are more bugs than a Nebraska farm in July.
But damm it's the best 20 bucks I've spent in a long time.
And if he is reviewing the game, why was he bashing minecon as well. In a nut shell he just called every one their mind dead stooges, and Notch a greedy money grubbing bastage. I mean like that is a bad thing.
Yes, other people have limited minds and vocabulary.
Could you edit my stuff all the time. That was so thoughtful of you.
You do better.
Its just you..
they aren't truly reviews.
Basically, they go in with one goal. Either they try to make a game look really really good, or they make it look ****. With this one, they went in with the conclusion that minecraft sucks. Then they tried to find things to back that up, using confirmation bias to ignore everything else.
That isn't a proper review.
On the other hand, I don't think it was supposed to be review. It's 80's style intro, the fact that they label themselves "pro gamers" pro=Professional, and "professional" means usually that they've got some sort of degree. I certainly hope there aren't degrees in game playing. It's probably an intentional troll. Most of their videos probably are; they are like the review-mode of Kotaku.
What's needed is a real review. One of those has not been done. Either the reviews are done by some 14 year old who loves the game or they are done by some 14 year old who thinks that 80's style introductions are cool and them bitches about the graphics of a game. It shouldn't get the high scores it is getting, I don't think; than again, the rating scale of games now seems to be 8 to 10, with utterly awful games seemingly able to score 8...
Your welcome.
I'm not saying minecraft doesn't have problems, but I am seeing a lot of one sided opinions and blatant LIES.
I also slowly started to hate his voice more and more until he sounded like a screaming banshee.
Thank god I stopped watching in time.
I understood the "estupidez"
*Padlock sound*
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works