Hate the normal ending? Do you have a idea for a new ending?
Then make your own ending!
How:
-Extract the win.txt from the jar. (gui/win.txt if you don't know where it is)
-Edit it with Notepad!
Here's a example:
§3I see the player you mean.
§2PLAYERNAME?
§3Yes, he has built many structures.
§3I like this player. It played well. It did not give up fighting.
§3Many contraptions were made, from the resources underground, fighting monsters as it's time goes on.
§2And how is that? Maybe he's reading words, on a screen, while he wants to play a game.
§3He killed the Enderdragon anyways.
§2And how is this a ending?
§3We are congratulating him, for going through, finding diamonds, killing zombies, installing mods, going through updates, playing other ga-
§2WHAT?
§3 I-I mean, uh.... you see, uh, ummm...
§2But you DO know, Yogscast hate this ending, and they went and played other games, like Skyrim.
§3I don't know what Skyrim is, we are just words on a screen, remember?
§2But we do still have thoughts.
§3And Mojang got sued for Scrolls.
§2But yeah, CUT, try again.
§2Ok, ACTION.
§3I see the player you mean.
§2PLAYERNAME?
§1And so they continued 10 more minutes.
§1Oh, and you won, PLAYERNAME.
§3 What is this?
§2 Just the replacement for the old poorly written ending.
§3 How was that ending?
§2 Some crap about love and everything being a dream.
§3 Glad it was replaced.
§2 It's still not good.
§3 Let's make a song for the credits then?
§2 No.
§3 Okay... Let's just skip this and go back to playing?
§2 Of course! Back to riding my piggy.
I'm just going to make it say YOU ARE WINRAROh, I have a better idea! I'm going to make it into "Hello future me. Have you really beaten the dragon? Really? My god i've been playing to long, Note to self: Take a shower."
This game will not operate when connected to a device which makes unauthorized copies.
Please refer to your instruction booklet for further information.
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Thend.
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"Minecraft? Realistic? Really? This is a game where you punch trees to get wood, you can make the wood into wooden planks in less than five seconds, and trees don't fall even if you remove a piece of the trunk from the middle. This is a game where animate corpses, giant spiders and exploding green terrorists emerge at night to hunt you down, farm animals run rampant across the countryside, and you can stop the flow of molten lava with a block of snow."
Im sure all of you want a huge reward for finally beating the near unstopable dragon.
And do we have one #2?
Yes we do #1!
Good! What are they?
Well, they are a worthless egg having a spasm, a TON of experience that is worthless because there is a bug in which you can't leave the end with it, and these awful credits!
Wow #2! Cool! I'm going to have lots of fun playing minecraft with these!
And all you needed to do was kill 12 endermen, find one of the rarest places in the game, climb countless obsidian pillars to destroy health beams, and either waste a million arrows, or 60 minutes with a sword to get them!
I'll have an idea for the ending.
The dragon crashes into the ground, then suddenly the dragon starts dissapearing, only leaving it's carcass behind.
Then you absorb the dragon's soul and you can do dragon shouts.
:biggrin.gif:?
Yeah, without intense modification the ending isn't customizable in that way.
I have an idea! screw up your friends files when there not looking! make the txt say: Loading Virus. Loading virus.... over and over. switch around img files and sound file names (ex make door opening have a creeper sssss) make there clouds black and there bows look like dirt blocks! XDDDD~
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Want to playa custom map? click my the pickaxe on that top Left of this post and go down to where it says my skype ID, then add me and talk to me about playing!
§3I like bad endings.
§2Really?
§3Yeah really.
§3You know who else likes bad endings?
§3PLAYERNAME'S MOM!
§2Dude, you're not even saying it right.
§3And you would know.
§2No, I don't. I don't really like this ending.
§2It's like we're punishing the player with a boring text...
§2After he went into a hole and came out feeling good about himself.
§3THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
§2Oh, wow.
§3Okay, so I'm immature.
§2Yes. You are.
§3Man, all this talking is boring. On to the pseudo-philosophy.
§2I ****ing hate pseudo-philosophy. It really bunches up the rims on my scrolls.
§3Man, Bethesda is gonna sue your ass.
§2CRAP
§2Can we cut that part in the final?
§3The Skyrim part?
§2The whole thing.
§3But we need to do an ending!
§2Endings are overrated.
§3If we don't do one, Notch is gonna kill us!
§2Just dump the job on that Julian punk.
§2He's not gonna do a pseudo-philosophical troll job like you would.
§3I did a troll job on your mom!
§2Why do I even bother? >_>
§3Are you calling me immature?
§2Hell yes.
§3You mean "nether yes".
§2No, I mean hell yes.
§2**** it.
§2Can we stop now?
§3Oh, Notch has already been recording for like five minutes.
§2WHAT?
§3DEAL WITH IT.
§2N_N
§2I'm gonna go play Dwarf Fortress. Have fun, RPG punk.
§3Tell Urist McUnhappyPLAYERNAME he can go §f§k§a§b§2 himself.
§2Why?
§3He doesn't like RPG elements.
§2No one does!
§3Notch does!
§2Notch is not God.
§2God is infallible.
§2Notch makes CONSTANT mistakes.
§3Oh, and I bet this ending is one of those mistakes.
§2We put the damn player to sleep.
§2Congratulations.
§3Well, this is shorter than what I was gonna do.
§2Damn, what'd you write, War and Peace?
§3No, I wrote a well-made, long poem...
§3About how this whole game is PLAYERNAME's coma dream.
§2Dammit, I bet PLAYERNAME has quit by now.
§2Why are we still talking?
§3...
§3I like bad endings.
With a scream of agony you are wrenched from this world into another, every part of your body wreathed in mystic fire. When your vision clears, you find yourself standing in a great hall, filled with ghostly echoes and menacing shadows. In the distance you can see a raised dais, and upon it the only source of light in this world.
This can only be the dragon egg, the source of the enderdragon's power. With this, you can create dragons... or destroy them. By rights of battle and conquest it is yours, and with trembling hands you reach to grasp it. Perhaps, now, a new player will join the cosmic game of power. Like the pawn who is promoted to queen, suddenly the very reaches of the board seem to be within your grasp.
But there are other players mightier than you, and who can know their next moves?
Hehe, just had to do so.
But i heavily edited :biggrin.gif:
§3 This was a triumph.
§2 I'm making a note here:
§3 "Huge Success"
§2 It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
§2 Mojang Specifications. They do what they must, because they can,
§3 For the good of all of us, except the ones who stopped playing.
§2 But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
§3 You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
§2 And the boss fight gets done, and they make a neat game
§3 for the people who still play the game.
§3 I'm not even angry.
§2 I'm being so sincere right now.
§3 Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
§2 And tore me to pieces,
§3 and picked every piece up into your body.
§2 As I burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
§3 Now these points of data make a beautiful line
§2 and they're off the beta, they're releasing on time.
§3 So I'm glad I got burned,
§2 think of all the things they've learned
§3 for the people who still play the game.
§2 Go ahead and leave me.
§3 I think I prefer to stay inside.
§2 Maybe you'll find another game to play through.
§3 Maybe Terraria.
§2 THAT WAS A JOKE! HAHA! FAT CHANCHE
§3 Anyway, this game is great.
§2 It's so creative and cool.
§3 Look at Notch still tweeting when there's coding to do.
§2 When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not them.
§3 They've got bugfixes to run,
§2 there is research to be done on the people who still play the game.
§3 And believe me I still play the game.
§2 Notch does the coding and I play the game.
§3 I feel fantastic and I play the game.
§2 While you're dying I still play the game.
§3 And when you're dead I still play the game.
§2 Play the game
§3 Play the game...
Or this:
This was a triumph.
I'm placing a sign here: Huge Success!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Mojang AB:
They make awesome games, because they can,
for the good of all of us except the ones who don't care.
But there's no sense crying over every lost cause,
just go back to trying to break physical laws.
But because they have failed, just know what they've entailed:
They'll never get to play this great game.
Everybody's happy.
It's time to celebrate right now,
because this game is in its full version.
And on every server,
there are lots of people having fun.
As they celebrate, sometimes lots of TNT explodes.
Got these pistons set up in a beautiful line,
'cause we're out of Beta, we're releasing on time!
Now this pig I will burn, some cooked porkchops I will earn,
Yes, it works that way in this great game.
It isn't over.
More updates will continue the same.
In the meantime, get some mods to help you.
Go to the Ender.
That's somewhere you won't stand a chance.
Anyway, this cake is great: it's so delicious and square!
Look at me still talking when there's Minecraft to do.
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you,
because you are on the run from a bunch of skeletons,
who want to kill you in this great game,
And believe me,
it is a great game.
Because there's diamonds,
and it's a great game.
There's also Creepers,
and it's a great game.
There's the Nether,
and it's a great game.
Start punching that tree,
and play this great game.
A great game.
A great game.
Then make your own ending!
How:
-Extract the win.txt from the jar. (gui/win.txt if you don't know where it is)
-Edit it with Notepad!
Here's a example:
Achievement : YOU GOT AN USELESS EGG!
2. Copy Paste it into the txt
3. ???
4. Profit
Remember: cannibalism is always an option.
Please refer to your instruction booklet for further information.
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Thend.
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I Agree!
Im sure all of you want a huge reward for finally beating the near unstopable dragon.
And do we have one #2?
Yes we do #1!
Good! What are they?
Well, they are a worthless egg having a spasm, a TON of experience that is worthless because there is a bug in which you can't leave the end with it, and these awful credits!
Wow #2! Cool! I'm going to have lots of fun playing minecraft with these!
And all you needed to do was kill 12 endermen, find one of the rarest places in the game, climb countless obsidian pillars to destroy health beams, and either waste a million arrows, or 60 minutes with a sword to get them!
Congrats player!
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Yeah, without intense modification the ending isn't customizable in that way.
Try again. :L
i was singing while i was reading that xD
Win
This can only be the dragon egg, the source of the enderdragon's power. With this, you can create dragons... or destroy them. By rights of battle and conquest it is yours, and with trembling hands you reach to grasp it. Perhaps, now, a new player will join the cosmic game of power. Like the pawn who is promoted to queen, suddenly the very reaches of the board seem to be within your grasp.
But there are other players mightier than you, and who can know their next moves?
Or this:
(too lazy to format)
The thread for the song is here: My link