If you feel you need to go fight the dragon, go ahead, but remember-
You're choosing to do it.
When Notch makes you do it, which is by limiting where you can go, making nothing an option, and all that crap, you have the right to *****.
Can't wait until this section is locked.
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"Science isn't a matter of WHY, it's a matter of WHY NOT? WHY is so much of our science dangerous? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't slam you in the butt on your way out? BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!" -Cave Johnson
Well, seeing as Notch has trolled us all with an out-of-left-field, philosophical ramble about how WE IZ PLAYAH IN KOMA...
Someone needs to start a community effort to completely rewrite the ending. For everyone.
You're choosing to kill the Dragon.
You're not choosing to listen to this long coma talk and watch all the credits. That IS forced upon you.
Okay, everyone start bitching again!
People are bitching about how they think there is an ending.
Besides, you can change the ending to whatever you want. I'm going to delete the entire ending and fill it up with nothing but memes.
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I'm going to delete the entire ending and fill it up with nothing but memes.
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE...
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Well, seeing as Notch has trolled us all with an out-of-left-field, philosophical ramble about how WE IZ PLAYAH IN KOMA...
Someone needs to start a community effort to completely rewrite the ending. For everyone.
Well, that is something I can agree on. This current ending is just lazy. I wanna hear about how the Endermen are minions of the dragon, how you just saved the world from becoming the End, how the structures appeared, and all that cool stuff.
That's the type of ending that I wouldn't change myself.
Oh, and by memes, I don't mean those rage guys. I'm now considering Chuck Norris jokes.
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"Science isn't a matter of WHY, it's a matter of WHY NOT? WHY is so much of our science dangerous? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't slam you in the butt on your way out? BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!" -Cave Johnson
Some sandboxes do, take Mercenaries and Mercenaries two. both are sandbox games and have an ending. Now Minecraft has one to, besides if you hate it so much, just press escape, it'll get rid of the ending text,credits, and quote, then you'll just respawn.
EDIT:Oops I forgot, the ending needs some kind of song (like all of the music discs!) or commentary so it's not as boring and doesn't drag on forever.
You can retexture everything in Minecraft to meme faces but that does not change the fact it is Minecraft and the actual properties of said blocks will always be there, even if you can make them change to the eye.
What does that have to do with anything?????? I'm talking about Rickrolls, lyrics to random songs, and.... yeah.
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"Science isn't a matter of WHY, it's a matter of WHY NOT? WHY is so much of our science dangerous? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't slam you in the butt on your way out? BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!" -Cave Johnson
Its a cool idea, I like having a little bit of a conclusion. I just wish it was shorter and more open-ended, I don't want to go back to the overworld and think "Guess I'm done"
Ooh, ooh, someone put this one in and post it up here (no unzipper here):
§2 Long ago in a distant land,
§2 I, AKU,
§2 The SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS,
§2 Unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
§2 But, a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR wielding a MAGIC SWORD...
§2 Stepped forth to OPPOSE me.
§2 Before the final blow was struck...
§2 I tore open a PORTAL in TIME...
§2 And flung him into THE FUTURE,
§2 Where MY EVIL is LAW!
§2 Now the fool seeks to RETURN to the past,
§2 And undo the FUTURE that is AKU!
§1 *WARPING SOUNDS*
§3 Gotta get back
§3 Back to the past
§3 Samurai Jack
§3 Gotta get back
§3 Back to the past
§3 Samurai Jack
§3 Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack
This is the end from the first Doom, remade to fit this scenario:
YOU'VE DONE IT! THE HIDEOUS ENDER-
DRAGON THAT RULED THE ENDER REALM
HAS BEEN SLAIN AND YOU ARE TRIUMPHANT!
BUT ... WHERE ARE YOU? YOU CLAMBER TO
THE EDGE OF THE END AND LOOK DOWN
TO SEE THE AWFUL TRUTH.
THE END FLOATS IN THE VOID ITSELF!
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING
FROM THE END, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE
ENDERMEN BASTARDS SORRY THEY EVER
HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY, YOU RAPPEL
DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF EARTH.
NOW, IT'S ON TO THE FINAL CHAPTER OF
MINECRAFT! -- BUILDING.
The original:
YOU'VE DONE IT! THE HIDEOUS CYBER-
DEMON LORD THAT RULED THE LOST DEIMOS
MOON BASE HAS BEEN SLAIN AND YOU
ARE TRIUMPHANT! BUT ... WHERE ARE
YOU? YOU CLAMBER TO THE EDGE OF THE
MOON AND LOOK DOWN TO SEE THE AWFUL
TRUTH.
DEIMOS FLOATS ABOVE HELL ITSELF!
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING
FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTARDS
SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY,
YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF
HELL.
NOW, IT'S ON TO THE FINAL CHAPTER OF
DOOM! -- INFERNO.
Maybe put that as the ending text? lol
Seriously thank you for putting this. Because its exactly what we DONT want. It fit doom but not minecraft.
Minecraft is a game centered around gathering resources, and altering a world from and with blocks.
The ending has nothing to with it, at all. The way it ends is with a hug text dump. This doesn't fit since the game doesn't use text at all to tell it's story, it relies on the player's actions.
Also, you know how as an artistic medium, movies are supposed to "Show not Tell"? Games are supposed to "Do not Show", which means, not explaining things through text.
And the content of this stuff... Oh come on, just read it. Minecraft is not a pretentious purple-prosed art game, it's a goofy sandbox where you can build castles out of leaves and ride pigs while having a pumpkin on your head. It doesn't fit at all. Not to mention it uses elements that aren't in the game (it goes on and on about love and pseudo-philosophical junk) which doesn't fit Minecraft.
Heck, even if Minecraft was a pretentious purple-prosed art game, the quality of the writing is garbage. It talks about how we were once spacedust and stuff like that-But I passed fifth grade and already know this.
I don't like the ending at all. If I get to it, I'm just going to grab a nice chill beverage and wait for that pompous under-edited text scrolls of my screen so I can place more blocks.
An Idea ending for Minecraft would have the Player act out overcoming his/her weaknesses, and honestly, I have no clue how you'd do that in Minecraft. But text is not the way to say "YOU'RE WINNER" in the medium of video games.
I didn't like it. It was way too long, boring and confusing. They need to make it so it has some epic music in the back-ground, and compltly re-make it so it makes sence.
There probably will be. The prereleases are just jar files. Sound/music is not in the jar.
Either Notch has turned into a new-age flake, or the Julian guy who wrote this story is one and Notch was very drunk when he added it.
It really does stand out as terrible.
But can you find Minecraft's quote in a sea of quotes? I bet you can! Hint: It's the terrible one.
Quote from Final Fantasy Tactics »
"God, please help us sinful children of Ivalice." - Ovelia Atkascha
Quote from Killer7 »
"N..no. It wasn't me...it can't be. It's all a misunderstanding." - Garcian Smith
Quote from Metal Gear Solid 3 »
"I could see the planet as it appeared from space... That's when it finally hit me... Space exploration is nothing but another game in the power struggle between the US and the USSR. Politics, economics, the arms race... They're all just arenas for meaningless competition. I'm sure you can see that. But the world itself has no boundries - no East, no West, no Cold War..." - The Boss
Quote from Grim Fandango »
"You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: nobody knows what's gonna happen at the end of the line, so you might as well enjoy the trip." - Manny Calavera
Quote from Psychonauts »
"Although over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, he will always enjoy my pies." - G Man
Quote from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream »
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE." - AM
Quote from Minecraft »
"and the universe said I love you because you are love." - End.txt
Fits more with "Are you a bad enough dud to save the president?", honestly.
You're choosing to do it.
When Notch makes you do it, which is by limiting where you can go, making nothing an option, and all that crap, you have the right to *****.
Can't wait until this section is locked.
Just my opinion.
Someone needs to start a community effort to completely rewrite the ending. For everyone.
People are bitching about how they think there is an ending.
Besides, you can change the ending to whatever you want. I'm going to delete the entire ending and fill it up with nothing but memes.
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE...
If I helped in any way, don't click that little green +, instead tell me how much you liked the post. (Only those who are incapable of earning rep the hard way have to beg for it in their signatures).
Not without jacking up your .jar.
Notch needs to add a way to change text files like texture packs.
Well, that is something I can agree on. This current ending is just lazy. I wanna hear about how the Endermen are minions of the dragon, how you just saved the world from becoming the End, how the structures appeared, and all that cool stuff.
That's the type of ending that I wouldn't change myself.
Oh, and by memes, I don't mean those rage guys. I'm now considering Chuck Norris jokes.
Some sandboxes do, take Mercenaries and Mercenaries two. both are sandbox games and have an ending. Now Minecraft has one to, besides if you hate it so much, just press escape, it'll get rid of the ending text,credits, and quote, then you'll just respawn.
EDIT:Oops I forgot, the ending needs some kind of song (like all of the music discs!) or commentary so it's not as boring and doesn't drag on forever.
What does that have to do with anything?????? I'm talking about Rickrolls, lyrics to random songs, and.... yeah.
but hopefully this is just an outline of the real ending etc
Seriously thank you for putting this. Because its exactly what we DONT want. It fit doom but not minecraft.
The ending has nothing to with it, at all. The way it ends is with a hug text dump. This doesn't fit since the game doesn't use text at all to tell it's story, it relies on the player's actions.
Also, you know how as an artistic medium, movies are supposed to "Show not Tell"? Games are supposed to "Do not Show", which means, not explaining things through text.
And the content of this stuff... Oh come on, just read it. Minecraft is not a pretentious purple-prosed art game, it's a goofy sandbox where you can build castles out of leaves and ride pigs while having a pumpkin on your head. It doesn't fit at all. Not to mention it uses elements that aren't in the game (it goes on and on about love and pseudo-philosophical junk) which doesn't fit Minecraft.
Heck, even if Minecraft was a pretentious purple-prosed art game, the quality of the writing is garbage. It talks about how we were once spacedust and stuff like that-But I passed fifth grade and already know this.
I don't like the ending at all. If I get to it, I'm just going to grab a nice chill beverage and wait for that pompous under-edited text scrolls of my screen so I can place more blocks.
An Idea ending for Minecraft would have the Player act out overcoming his/her weaknesses, and honestly, I have no clue how you'd do that in Minecraft. But text is not the way to say "YOU'RE WINNER" in the medium of video games.
The guy who wrote it should post it elsewhere as a Matrix fanfic, not dump it on us.
There probably will be. The prereleases are just jar files. Sound/music is not in the jar.
It really does stand out as terrible.
But can you find Minecraft's quote in a sea of quotes? I bet you can! Hint: It's the terrible one.
Fits more with "Are you a bad enough dud to save the president?", honestly.