I'd like to welcome you all to the beginning of a glorious compilation of (very) short stories. They began when I was bored one night, and decided to post an excessively long reply to a simple question. Since then, I have posted another one, and realized just how magnificent it would be if all of these stories were documented.
That's how this topic began. I'll be updating this topic whenever I feel the need to post an unnecessarily long reply to some question. Generally, it will feature elements from past stories, to keep it interesting. Kind of like a series, except you won't need to read them all to understand the most current one. It will however make the stories a little more enjoyable.
Without further adieu, let us begin our wonderful journey into the land of Imagination:
1. How well hidden is your "Private Files"?
I have a locked box in my room with a key inside. To get into that box you must solve a rubix-cube-like locking system. Once you obtain that key, you must go to Latitude: 51°10′44″N Longitude: 1°49′34″W. From the Southern-most pillar walk three steps west, two steps south, and dig about 2 feet down. There you will find a dull bronze key. That is key number one.
Key number two is in safekeeping in Roswell, New Mexico. It came unto our planet when the aliens crash landed there. Lock #2 was based around the key that one of the aliens had at the time of their landing. I left it at the army base for safe keeping. Key number two is thick, and is reminiscent of a bismuth crystal.
Finally, there is a sterling silver key that I keep around my neck at all times. This is key number three. This key is very valuable, and I will fight to the death to protect it.
When all three keys are obtained, you must travel to the rainforests of Argentina, and meet with the native tribe by the Whistling Tree. You must be wearing traditional face paint and have no clothes on, besides a tunic. The tribe's shaman Aku-T'hankarr will guide you to The Crypt of Offering. Key's #1,2 and 3 open this crypt. On the right hand wall inside the crypt, you will find a spear made from wood of the Whistling Tree, and topped with the same material that key #2 was made of. The spear is tipped with Holy Water, blessed by Aku-T'hankarr.
This spear must be used to slay the beast inside of The Crypt of Offering. The beast is native to the Argentinian jungle, and looks like modern day representations of 'Bigfoot' or a 'Yeti'.
Slay it, and wipe it's blood on a nearby door. This door will open, giving you a small iron key, with a sapphire embedded in the handle.
Under the great wall of China, there are many bodies buried, along with a sealed tomb. At exactly halfway down the wall, you will notice a discoloured stone in the base. Push this stone, unlock the door,and proceed down the spiral staircase that appears before you.
You have reached the end of the journey. And inside of this fantastic room, you will be revealed the secrets of life, God, and the universe by a mysterious race of creatures that have inhabited Earth much longer than we have. If you think you have what it takes, find this tomb. There, amongst the infinite knowledge of existence, will be a small journal bound in white rhinoceros leather. This journal is my secret diary... My so called 'private files'.
2. What's Your Wold Domination Scheme?
After I have traveled to China from my current, undisclosed, location, I will descend down into the Vault of Knowledge. With the alien species that dwell in this vault, I will begin a war of shock and awe, using their advanced weaponry as well as their mental superiority to crumble opposing forces. Of course, since my knowledge is greatly enhanced from the writings of old, found in the Vault of Knowledge, I will have full mental control over the aliens.
Our first act of duty will be to free their brothers from the facility known as 'Area 51' in Roswell, New Mexico. Using the teachings of the past, we will resurrect their spirits to join our noble cause. Since they have been under control of one of the world superpowers for so long, their knowledge will greatly increase our understanding of the enemy.
Aku-T'hankarr and his tribe will join our cause as well, since we can grant them riches, land and power. They are few, but their strength and understanding of spirits are invaluable.
Our domination will begin in countries with little contact to the outside world. We will begin with Samoa, and branch outwards until all of Oceania is under our command. By the time the United Nations can comprehend the severity of these actions, it will be too late. We will be too powerful to even think of stopping.
Some countries will fight for their freedom, but alas, it will be to no avail. Other countries will wish to remain for the most part, unharmed during our domination. These countries will be used as allies to fight against the rebels. If they, in turn decide to rebel, they can be crushed since we will already have access to their inner workings.
From the ashes of civilization, a new one will emerge. One in which humans work together to fulfill their needs, instead of the constant wars and campaigns. They will be one country, united under the banner 'Earth'. We will succeed technologically, and culturally, until we one day have the power and resources to dominate the rest of the known universe.
The Universal campaign is a whole different story however. One for a different day. I am not one to speak of this story however, since I will be long dead when this day arrives. My noble deeds of saving humans from themselves, however, will always be remembered.
3. To be continued...
(The next two posts will be reservations. I plan on making this a long and glorious topic.)
That's how this topic began. I'll be updating this topic whenever I feel the need to post an unnecessarily long reply to some question. Generally, it will feature elements from past stories, to keep it interesting. Kind of like a series, except you won't need to read them all to understand the most current one. It will however make the stories a little more enjoyable.
Without further adieu, let us begin our wonderful journey into the land of Imagination:
1. How well hidden is your "Private Files"?
I have a locked box in my room with a key inside. To get into that box you must solve a rubix-cube-like locking system. Once you obtain that key, you must go to Latitude: 51°10′44″N Longitude: 1°49′34″W. From the Southern-most pillar walk three steps west, two steps south, and dig about 2 feet down. There you will find a dull bronze key. That is key number one.
Key number two is in safekeeping in Roswell, New Mexico. It came unto our planet when the aliens crash landed there. Lock #2 was based around the key that one of the aliens had at the time of their landing. I left it at the army base for safe keeping. Key number two is thick, and is reminiscent of a bismuth crystal.
Finally, there is a sterling silver key that I keep around my neck at all times. This is key number three. This key is very valuable, and I will fight to the death to protect it.
When all three keys are obtained, you must travel to the rainforests of Argentina, and meet with the native tribe by the Whistling Tree. You must be wearing traditional face paint and have no clothes on, besides a tunic. The tribe's shaman Aku-T'hankarr will guide you to The Crypt of Offering. Key's #1,2 and 3 open this crypt. On the right hand wall inside the crypt, you will find a spear made from wood of the Whistling Tree, and topped with the same material that key #2 was made of. The spear is tipped with Holy Water, blessed by Aku-T'hankarr.
This spear must be used to slay the beast inside of The Crypt of Offering. The beast is native to the Argentinian jungle, and looks like modern day representations of 'Bigfoot' or a 'Yeti'.
Slay it, and wipe it's blood on a nearby door. This door will open, giving you a small iron key, with a sapphire embedded in the handle.
Under the great wall of China, there are many bodies buried, along with a sealed tomb. At exactly halfway down the wall, you will notice a discoloured stone in the base. Push this stone, unlock the door,and proceed down the spiral staircase that appears before you.
You have reached the end of the journey. And inside of this fantastic room, you will be revealed the secrets of life, God, and the universe by a mysterious race of creatures that have inhabited Earth much longer than we have. If you think you have what it takes, find this tomb. There, amongst the infinite knowledge of existence, will be a small journal bound in white rhinoceros leather. This journal is my secret diary... My so called 'private files'.
2. What's Your Wold Domination Scheme?
After I have traveled to China from my current, undisclosed, location, I will descend down into the Vault of Knowledge. With the alien species that dwell in this vault, I will begin a war of shock and awe, using their advanced weaponry as well as their mental superiority to crumble opposing forces. Of course, since my knowledge is greatly enhanced from the writings of old, found in the Vault of Knowledge, I will have full mental control over the aliens.
Our first act of duty will be to free their brothers from the facility known as 'Area 51' in Roswell, New Mexico. Using the teachings of the past, we will resurrect their spirits to join our noble cause. Since they have been under control of one of the world superpowers for so long, their knowledge will greatly increase our understanding of the enemy.
Aku-T'hankarr and his tribe will join our cause as well, since we can grant them riches, land and power. They are few, but their strength and understanding of spirits are invaluable.
Our domination will begin in countries with little contact to the outside world. We will begin with Samoa, and branch outwards until all of Oceania is under our command. By the time the United Nations can comprehend the severity of these actions, it will be too late. We will be too powerful to even think of stopping.
Some countries will fight for their freedom, but alas, it will be to no avail. Other countries will wish to remain for the most part, unharmed during our domination. These countries will be used as allies to fight against the rebels. If they, in turn decide to rebel, they can be crushed since we will already have access to their inner workings.
From the ashes of civilization, a new one will emerge. One in which humans work together to fulfill their needs, instead of the constant wars and campaigns. They will be one country, united under the banner 'Earth'. We will succeed technologically, and culturally, until we one day have the power and resources to dominate the rest of the known universe.
The Universal campaign is a whole different story however. One for a different day. I am not one to speak of this story however, since I will be long dead when this day arrives. My noble deeds of saving humans from themselves, however, will always be remembered.
3. To be continued...
(The next two posts will be reservations. I plan on making this a long and glorious topic.)