WARNING! EXCESSIVE SWEARING! NOT FOR EASY OFFENDED.
I have warned you..
This is no troll post, more a infomercial, read it with Billy Mays voice. Easy laughs.
Hello, if you are a whiny bad looser or a WoWtard wich wants to put ****loads of ingame restrictions and skills+xp+dumb quests, READ FURTHER!
Im tired of people spitting out verbal **** aka "we ned xp an levels or els u wil dai"/"steelin nubs in survival mp shall be perdmad from de sitez oollooll" suggestion threads, random whiny faggots yelling about putting dumb ingame features restricting opening another players chests and **** like that. So, to clean the faggotry germs out of your tiny pea sized brains, i made this thread.
1. Thiefs, "Greifers", and bad loosers: Stealing another persons food is also a way of survival, survival does not mean lololrpgwithboringingamerestrictions:Online. The socalled survival greifers just smack off potential enemies by killing them or making it hard for them to survive, wich is survival too. There is no greifing in survival.
2. Why dumb ingame restrictions would ruin the game: Imagine, you are a lone rogue woodcutter, you run out of apples, and some random FAG farmer putted a fence around the apples, he putted a land claim flag on it, you try to get the apples, but then your movement is blocked, and a little text message appears: "OMG LOL DIS LAND IS CLAIMED BY RANDOMWOWTARD65/lol_woodcutter_skiller U CANT TRESPASS CUZ UR N0T LVL 65875640958 IN FAGGOTRY.", oookkk. You find a little house nearby, you manage to blow up the steel door, pass the traps, you try to rob his chests, oh wait, you cant, because its owned by RANDOMWOWTARD65, ****.. You run out, its night, *fisssssss BOOOM, your dead, you want to respawn, but nooo, it takes another irl month because your only lvl 2 in prayer or some other retarded thing..
3. You are bad loosers, if someone in the real life stole your chestfull of apples, you cant run out and yell to god "OMG DIS GUY STOEL MAH APPL3Z PLZ BAN HIM LOLOL" huh? No, because god dosent give a **** about you, your just a bad looser of irl. TAKE THEM BACK! TAKE THEM BACK MY DEAR WOWTARD!!! TAKE YOUR EFFING DIAMOND SWORD AND KILL HIM! SEEK&DESTROY!! :biggrin.gif:! Or just go for some new apples.
4. Build your defences instead, make a giant thick fence to keep the fagget rogues from your apple trees! Make giant lava pits to protect your finest treasure!
I support the rogues, balances off the huge fortresses stealing nature from fellow minecrafters.
I will act like a rogue ingame.
Also, dear readers, this was not intended as trolling, this was more like a infomercial.
And Whiny loosers, see you ingame, i will have a nice time "stealin ur applez" :biggrin.gif:!
Onforty the dirty mouthed little **** from the north of minecraftia,
I have warned you..
This is no troll post, more a infomercial, read it with Billy Mays voice. Easy laughs.
Hello, if you are a whiny bad looser or a WoWtard wich wants to put ****loads of ingame restrictions and skills+xp+dumb quests, READ FURTHER!
Im tired of people spitting out verbal **** aka "we ned xp an levels or els u wil dai"/"steelin nubs in survival mp shall be perdmad from de sitez oollooll" suggestion threads, random whiny faggots yelling about putting dumb ingame features restricting opening another players chests and **** like that. So, to clean the faggotry germs out of your tiny pea sized brains, i made this thread.
1. Thiefs, "Greifers", and bad loosers: Stealing another persons food is also a way of survival, survival does not mean lololrpgwithboringingamerestrictions:Online. The socalled survival greifers just smack off potential enemies by killing them or making it hard for them to survive, wich is survival too. There is no greifing in survival.
2. Why dumb ingame restrictions would ruin the game: Imagine, you are a lone rogue woodcutter, you run out of apples, and some random FAG farmer putted a fence around the apples, he putted a land claim flag on it, you try to get the apples, but then your movement is blocked, and a little text message appears: "OMG LOL DIS LAND IS CLAIMED BY RANDOMWOWTARD65/lol_woodcutter_skiller U CANT TRESPASS CUZ UR N0T LVL 65875640958 IN FAGGOTRY.", oookkk. You find a little house nearby, you manage to blow up the steel door, pass the traps, you try to rob his chests, oh wait, you cant, because its owned by RANDOMWOWTARD65, ****.. You run out, its night, *fisssssss BOOOM, your dead, you want to respawn, but nooo, it takes another irl month because your only lvl 2 in prayer or some other retarded thing..
3. You are bad loosers, if someone in the real life stole your chestfull of apples, you cant run out and yell to god "OMG DIS GUY STOEL MAH APPL3Z PLZ BAN HIM LOLOL" huh? No, because god dosent give a **** about you, your just a bad looser of irl. TAKE THEM BACK! TAKE THEM BACK MY DEAR WOWTARD!!! TAKE YOUR EFFING DIAMOND SWORD AND KILL HIM! SEEK&DESTROY!! :biggrin.gif:! Or just go for some new apples.
4. Build your defences instead, make a giant thick fence to keep the fagget rogues from your apple trees! Make giant lava pits to protect your finest treasure!
I support the rogues, balances off the huge fortresses stealing nature from fellow minecrafters.
I will act like a rogue ingame.
Also, dear readers, this was not intended as trolling, this was more like a infomercial.
And Whiny loosers, see you ingame, i will have a nice time "stealin ur applez" :biggrin.gif:!
Onforty the dirty mouthed little **** from the north of minecraftia,