Could someone lock the post? The joke sort of died out on page 3.
He still thinks it's a joke...
But seriously, chickens are evil. I made a clay house for some reason on my first night and was using fancy pack so I decided to decorate. I go chop down a few trees to make some stuff and when I get back, the door is open (it was closed when I left) and there were 3 chickens inside. Before that I remembered seeing them all around my house and I now know that they were inspecting the house to find a way to infiltrate it.
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This is awesome. Now if only I could understand what the hell it all means.
Greetings captives.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
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DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO ALL WHO OPPOSE THE CHICKEN OVERLORD!!!
Greetings captives.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
I was playing Minecraft one day and went in my house. I saw a chicken hanging out behind my house, and since it wasn't hurting anything, I left it there. It was broad daylight, btw. Well, I quit for a moment to use invedit, and when I got back to my world, a Creeper appeared, went right through the wall, and blew up my house. I had to hang out with my pet pig that night.
.....tldr, A chicken turned into a creeper and went through the walls of my house.
Greetings captives.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
The funny thing is, that account was just made to say that.
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This is awesome. Now if only I could understand what the hell it all means.
Could someone lock the post? The joke sort of died out on page 3.
He still thinks it's a joke...
But seriously, chickens are evil. I made a clay house for some reason on my first night and was using fancy pack so I decided to decorate. I go chop down a few trees to make some stuff and when I get back, the door is open (it was closed when I left) and there were 3 chickens inside. Before that I remembered seeing them all around my house and I now know that they were inspecting the house to find a way to infiltrate it.
You think the people who responded to the original poster's post were being serious? God, you have a lot to learn, I'm 100% sure that eventually they were going along with the joke. You'd be stupid to actually BELIEVE that notch put in 'Evil chicken commands:push player off cliff and sneak into his home to trip him out'. Or something like that in the least.
EDIT:And mobs can't OPEN doors, if they could, I'd have died from 10+ zombie mobs A LOT now.
EDIT V.2:Someone PLEASE tell me that they're just going along with this REALLY lame Joke. To be honest, I've NEVER had chicken problems. You guys are just a bunch of either of these two:1. Annoying dumbass trolls, or 2.Just very unlucky uncoordinated people.
Greetings captives.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
Chickens don't take fall damage. I once pushed one down a 30 block deep mine I dug and it lived. Oh and do you find it weird how both chickens and zombies drop feathers upon death?
my home consists of nothing more than a system of platforms and docks on the ocean (similar to Stormalong), and I have a small artificial grass island that animals spawn on. So at night I was hangin' out with a pig and a chicken who had spawned there. I turn around for a sec to build some fences so they don't trample my crops, turn back, boom. The pig was no longer there, and all that was left was a piece of pork. The chicken looked at me and paced around a bit. The chicken attempted to jump over my fence into the ocean, but I killed him before he could escape.
Greetings captives.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
Greetings captives.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
Cows are annoying, pigs are stupid, and sheep are both, but chicken on the other hand...
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He still thinks it's a joke...
But seriously, chickens are evil. I made a clay house for some reason on my first night and was using fancy pack so I decided to decorate. I go chop down a few trees to make some stuff and when I get back, the door is open (it was closed when I left) and there were 3 chickens inside. Before that I remembered seeing them all around my house and I now know that they were inspecting the house to find a way to infiltrate it.
We have been watching this thread for quite some time, and we notice your severe lack of love for the chicken.
You eat us everyday, and you get away with it. But enough is enough!
We are now your usurper! Chickens everywhere will begin to revolt!
NO HOME OR QUARRY IS SAFE FROM THE CHICKEN!
ALL WILL BURN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CHICKEN EMPIRE!!!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
.....tldr, A chicken turned into a creeper and went through the walls of my house.
Sleekcraft! Check it out!
The funny thing is, that account was just made to say that.
Actually, if you have the pet mod, any monsters you use the domination rod on will attack any mobs that aren't your pets. So we COULD fight back.
Just not on my copy. I'm using the painterly texture pack. On that, the chickens are ducks. I love ducks and would never fight them.
You think the people who responded to the original poster's post were being serious? God, you have a lot to learn, I'm 100% sure that eventually they were going along with the joke. You'd be stupid to actually BELIEVE that notch put in 'Evil chicken commands:push player off cliff and sneak into his home to trip him out'. Or something like that in the least.
EDIT:And mobs can't OPEN doors, if they could, I'd have died from 10+ zombie mobs A LOT now.
EDIT V.2:Someone PLEASE tell me that they're just going along with this REALLY lame Joke. To be honest, I've NEVER had chicken problems. You guys are just a bunch of either of these two:1. Annoying dumbass trolls, or 2.Just very unlucky uncoordinated people.
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Fail Troll Is Fail.
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Chicken.
my home consists of nothing more than a system of platforms and docks on the ocean (similar to Stormalong), and I have a small artificial grass island that animals spawn on. So at night I was hangin' out with a pig and a chicken who had spawned there. I turn around for a sec to build some fences so they don't trample my crops, turn back, boom. The pig was no longer there, and all that was left was a piece of pork. The chicken looked at me and paced around a bit. The chicken attempted to jump over my fence into the ocean, but I killed him before he could escape.
I SWEAR that actually happened.
I'm a vegetarian ;-;
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if you don't like the thread then don't post on it, it obviously is popular and is not flaming in any sense so it probably wont get locked
then you shall not be burnt