One time I was up on a cliff taking free shots at a creeper family a few square below me when I all of a sudden was pushed off and fell... the obvious happened and, since I was like, 10 blocks from my spawn point I looked up to see a chicken casually fly off of the cliff I had been standing on only a few moments before and land in the massive crater full of my items to lay an egg.
Yup those damn chickens are after me too.
One day while sailing along in my boat, looking for adventure, one of those skeleton spies jumped off a cliff, landed in front of me, broke my boat, and then had the nerve to float there in the water like it was my fault, and he had a lawsuit and was taking me to court.
They make me sick.
At one point I'd been trapped by a zombie on the edge of an overhang. A pig then fell off the cliff above and pushed the zombie off when he landed, thus saving my life. If pigs are GOOD, and chickens are EVIL, perhaps a war is in order.
Also, I just noticed how Robotnik in my avatar stares discontentedly at every single post I make.
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I Had a stone fortress, it was night and the place was sealed with one entrance and double doors. The only way to open it was by a pressure plate on top of the place and you would have 3 seconds to get down and get in. There were a swarm of about 8 creepers at my base. I Suddenly heard a "cluck cluck cluck" I thought to myself, "Whatever it's just a chicken i'll wait the night out and find a way to kill the creepers in the morning." Then i saw it jumping. I did not bother with it so i decided to make some weapons and things to fight the creepers off when day came. But right then and there, At my crafting bench, I was making arrows when i heard a "cluck cluck cluck" Above me. Then a "Click"
The iron doors swung open allowing the swarm of creepers to come in and **** my **** up.
The chickens are super secret agents with super pro skillz dawg.
Edit: And whenever they fall into my Many, Many, Mob traps, They always squeeze through that lava part. DAMN THEM!
if you need me, I'll be forming an alliance with chickens.
also, the idea of "whoever gathers so-and-so items wins" is pretty dumb, because gathering that many feathers or pork would involve HITTING that animal you love.