Once apon a time, minecraft was a happy place, with limited maps and rana and humans runing freely around.
But one day, it all went bad... The rana decided to take over this paradise with the help of there leader DOCK.
Of course our great lord NOTCH had DOCK banished along with the ranas, and they were never seen for years.
When alpha was implemented, DOCK secretly convinced NOTCH to make chickens. Then, all evil broke loose...
DOCK, in his mortal form, was the herobrine. He inslaved the sheep, the cows and the pigs with the help of his chicken spies, with the power to control the hostile mobs. Soon later the pigs decided to revolt against this horrible crime. Some pigs escaped, some were tortured into the horrible creepers and others still work for "him". The sheep how ever, along with the cows, DOCK has forgotten, and are simply there to annoy.
So, yes the chickens are not the masterminds behind this cult. But beware, the pig resistance has informed us that the chickens are creating a master plan...
To overcome their master, DOCK, and have the world for themselves.
I am not sure. These guys don't seem to be doing anything... See?
Not sure who to believe.
Your picture shows them doing an evil chicken ritual, meant to summon ghasts. The sheep, cow, and extra chicken right in front of the camera were trying to push you out of the area so that you would not interupt. They are all against us now, except for the pig and pigmen. HAMANS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
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I, too have had issues with these chickens. If you havent noticed, their eggs are bad. Why else couldnt you eat them? The poison is so strong, that your character already knows its bad, and cooking it wont purify it. They must be stopped! They are already selling feathers to zombies to give to skeletons for their bows, and are spying on us all. They may not be able to directly kill us, but they're trying really hard to, with their pushing and flying, you cant even stop them by pushing them of clifs! They must be stopped. Now. (Notch hates them to, why arent there smilies for them, then?)
I am not sure. These guys don't seem to be doing anything... See?
Not sure who to believe.
Your picture shows them doing an evil chicken ritual, meant to summon ghasts. The sheep, cow, and extra chicken right in front of the camera were trying to push you out of the area so that you would not interupt. They are all against us now, except for the pig and pigmen. HAMANS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
A little after i posted that the house on the left caught fire. My First House.
*cries*
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Hello Animals! Hello Mr. Sun! Hello Mr. Walking moss block! Wait,
I built an apocalypse bunker to prepare for when creepers learn how to open doors. to get inside, you must climb down a ladder, navigate through a maze filled with traps, and get a room filled with levers. there are 3 levers, 1 with TNT behind it, the others open iron doors. the floor is stone, so passive mobs dont spawn on it. But one day, I went down there to get a few diamonds for tools. I walked out, began resetting the levers, when i noticed a chicken in the corner. he yelled, "Vas Vidanya, Yamgrenade!" and i exploded. i later learned that he had pulled the phony lever with the TNT behind it, and after i had died, he loooted the vault! These may look like cute and innocent birds...but behind those eyes, lies a cold-hearted killer....
I once opened my door for just a moment to get a bucket of water, no animals in sight and about 15 seconds for my mission... I come back, and suddenly, a chicken staring directly at my tool chest. As soon as I walked in, it looked up and just... stared at me. It just... stared.
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I built an apocalypse bunker to prepare for when creepers learn how to open doors. to get inside, you must climb down a ladder, navigate through a maze filled with traps, and get a room filled with levers. there are 3 levers, 1 with TNT behind it, the others open iron doors. the floor is stone, so passive mobs dont spawn on it. But one day, I went down there to get a few diamonds for tools. I walked out, began resetting the levers, when i noticed a chicken in the corner. he yelled, "Vas Vidanya, Yamgrenade!" and i exploded. i later learned that he had pulled the phony lever with the TNT behind it, and after i had died, he loooted the vault! These may look like cute and innocent birds...but behind those eyes, lies a cold-hearted killer....
I hope you know that 1.Chickens can't 'take' stuff and 2.They can't talk.
I read this thread, thinking, "that'll never really happen to me!"
*logs into minecraft*
*finds 5 chickens trying to get in my house*
*logs out og minecraft*
*cries in a corner*
I read this thread, thinking, "that'll never really happen to me!"
*logs into minecraft*
*finds 5 chickens trying to get in my house*
*logs out og minecraft*
*cries in a corner*
After I Read this thread, the chickens were at my door, spying me, trying to find a way in by coaxing me out with 2 eggs, and getting in quickly so they can activate my Stone Pressure plates than opens my door and let their Creeper bros and zombie slaves in my Fortress. I killed them all. It's all true!
Day 1:There is a creepy chicken watching my house. I killed it.
Day 2: There is another chicken standing in the same spot exactly watching my house. I killed it
Day 3: Again
Day 4: And again (A little bit more to the left this time)
Day 5: Phew no chickens. #Looks up# A chicken is standing at the mouth of a cave high above me. Watching my house.
Help! I don't want to unpause it for day 6! Who knows where they'll get to this time!?
Day 1:There is a creepy chicken watching my house. I killed it.
Day 2: There is another chicken standing in the same spot exactly watching my house. I killed it
Day 3: Again
Day 4: And again (A little bit more to the left this time)
Day 5: Phew no chickens. #Looks up# A chicken is standing at the mouth of a cave high above me. Watching my house.
Help! I don't want to unpause it for day 6! Who knows where they'll get to this time!?
exactley how many chickens did you kill before that?
Nice story I like it.
Your picture shows them doing an evil chicken ritual, meant to summon ghasts. The sheep, cow, and extra chicken right in front of the camera were trying to push you out of the area so that you would not interupt. They are all against us now, except for the pig and pigmen. HAMANS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
Added some zoom blur to the image, now the chicken looks like a... i dunno..... demon?
Loyal, stubborn and straightforward, He'd follow a friend straight to Hell.
A little after i posted that the house on the left caught fire.
My First House.
*cries*
After I saw this thread chickens were spying on me. they got into my house. they also triggered a trap :biggrin.gif:
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If you put a chameleon in a mirrored room, what color is it?
I'm mining for the awesome Lapis Lazuli, and the almighty [Diamond]'s!!
a. The Chicken Empire is actually a Mob Empire, and all mobs are working together to take me down.
b. The Chickens sent brainwashed prisoners to attempt to break into my house to fool me.
c. The animals just want to get in so they don't get mauled by the monsters.
d. The Chickens are wearing disguises.
e. The monsters are just disguising themselves as peaceful mobs to investigate.
f. This is all a figment of my imagination.
These are my theories(By the way, I'm not taking this seriously. It's just fun to post chicken stories here.)
I hope you know that 1.Chickens can't 'take' stuff and 2.They can't talk.
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*logs into minecraft*
*finds 5 chickens trying to get in my house*
*logs out og minecraft*
*cries in a corner*
super...lol lol lol!
Day 2: There is another chicken standing in the same spot exactly watching my house. I killed it
Day 3: Again
Day 4: And again (A little bit more to the left this time)
Day 5: Phew no chickens. #Looks up# A chicken is standing at the mouth of a cave high above me. Watching my house.
Help! I don't want to unpause it for day 6! Who knows where they'll get to this time!?
exactley how many chickens did you kill before that?