So I've seen a couple of threads already about BETA being released, and I says to myself I says "Self, this is a load of crap". So I had to check it out for myself. Sure enough Minecraft really did update!! Nothing seriously changed with it, it seems to run a bit smoother on my laptop and now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I liked to take a minute just sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass . Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be allright . But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that. Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat ? I don't think, I'll see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well ah the plain landed and when I came out, there was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name
out. I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightning dissapeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, he license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab was rare, but I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
This isn't even bad trolling, it's pure retardation. OP needs a helmet to get through the day without suffering even more brain damage than they currently deal with.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from will_holmes »
Quote from anon »
Every time I come to these forums, I think more and more that I'm the only person who plays Minecraft normally.
Every time I come to these forums, I think more and more that there is no such thing as playing Minecraft normally.
In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass . Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be allright . But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that. Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat ? I don't think, I'll see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well ah the plain landed and when I came out, there was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name
out. I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightning dissapeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, he license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab was rare, but I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
It wasn't even funny to start with.
Well payed.
... Buttmunch...
The Sun rises in the North!Now these points of data make a beautiful line...
Buttmunch? Where does it say buttmunch? Stop these shenanigans at once.
We should all adopt a medal engraved: "I survived Beta day."
+1 internet for you.
Some guy already put that as their resume once and fooled the employer for a full 2 minutes.
Have a flower
Congratulations, you can copy other people.