The most pathetic this is the lighting engine still causes crashes all this new content and bug from 1.7 still not fixed. :laugh.gif: Anyway The what i call my consistent Herp Derp move is Forgetting where I place my Above ground lava store and jumping over the edge into it. I do it every time i have a lava pool
I was going to grief my friends house right, and i placed underground TNT and a wooden plate trigger over it so it would explode. So it exploding (Job Completed) But when i went there i never thought the radius was so big i fell in the hole and lost my 47 diamonds .-.
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>bringing 47 diamonds with you when you're griefing your friend's house
About two days ago I started a brand new game on Hardcore. I started getting pretty far... Found some coal, made a sexy house... Then night came. I decided to take the time to stride outside and say "come at me bro!" Then I spotted a wild Enderman in the distance. The fact that it was on the other side of a lake and would not initially come towards me, even though I kept looking at it should have served as a sign that maybe I should have just dropped this conflict from the start. Eventually I got close enough to it that it would start walking towards me. I had only fought the Enderman once in 1.8 and it was painfully easy, but I forgot that this was 1.9 hardcore and that it started telaporting around me and killed me in one hit.
World deleted over a stupid mistake... But that's what happens when you play hardcore :cool.gif: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
So I am mineing in the new the Mineshafts (when they were new), after exploring and mineing I have a lag inventory of items. So I look around for minerals, I see a bunch along the walls of the lava pools, taking out my bucket of water (like always) I use it to make obby and mine more. Well I do this for a few minutes, I mine away a gold ore and boom, lava! The water from the bucket kept me from getting away from the lava :sad.gif:
Was building a cobblestone generator. I knew the concept and was doing it from scratch. The problem I was having was the water was moving faster than the lava, so the cobblestone was forming inside the lava bits.
So I go in there and dig the cobble out while I try to figure out how to fix it, because I'm an idiot.
At first I was screaming "OH **** OH **** OH ****" because the water was pushing me into lava.
Next I started screaming "OH **** OH **** OH ****" because the cobblestone generated on my head.
Then I started saying "**** **** **** **** ****" as I ran from my spawn to my generator to see if my only diamond pick landed in the lava.
Finally I said "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." when I found out it did.
Not gunna lie, in retrospect, it's ****ing hilarious.
So I was mining around and found a massive caves with dozens of slimes!
As I knew these were rare (well at least to me) I killed them all but one mini slime to use as a pet.
I then carried on mining with my mini pet slime pleased that I killed em all.
Then I started taking damage, Not knowing what was doing this I ran around trying to find my attacker,
I soon realised after dieing my pet slime was a small slime and was still able to hit.
(I thought it was a mini one. O_O)
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About two days ago I started a brand new game on Hardcore. I started getting pretty far... Found some coal, made a sexy house... Then night came. I decided to take the time to stride outside and say "come at me bro!" Then I spotted a wild Enderman in the distance. The fact that it was on the other side of a lake and would not initially come towards me, even though I kept looking at it should have served as a sign that maybe I should have just dropped this conflict from the start. Eventually I got close enough to it that it would start walking towards me. I had only fought the Enderman once in 1.8 and it was painfully easy, but I forgot that this was 1.9 hardcore and that it started telaporting around me and killed me in one hit.
World deleted over a stupid mistake... But that's what happens when you play hardcore :cool.gif: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
pretty much same thing happend to me, i was well into my hardcore game, went to the nether and killed a bunch of blazes. When i get back to my house i head down to my mine when i notice a ender standing next to me, i thought to myself cool maybe i can kill him and a get a pearl, well what i didn't realize was that my armor had broken from all the fighting in the nether and the enderman quickly killed me.
well this topic is about the fact that everyone fails and here we say our BIG fails
here is my fail: when i first played minecraft i though creepers were freindly they are not and then i made a great house i placed diamand blocks (3 of em and no hacks) then it was like a armory so i placed tnt (12) and made a wood fireplace then i went to my mine for about 6 mins then i here a *BOOM*.
did not end well.
Wait, you thought creepers were friendly, but yet you still manage to get 12 legit tnt and 3 legit diamond blocks?
I was sailing in the middle of nowhere in an ocean biome, it started thundering, a lighting striked the water in front of me and I thought 'Hmm, they should add better textures for that..'
3 seconds later, lighting striked my boat... leaving me swimming for the rest of the day with no food or other suplies... (suplies? I'm going on a boat! What can POSSIBLY go wrong??)
I got shot by my own tnt cannon while behind it, how this failed so miserably i still haven't figured out
Well that sucks :tongue.gif: And I noticed a lot of fails happened due to endermen and creepers :tongue.gif:
I can't remember my biggest fail, I make a lot of them :biggrin.gif: But, I guess one fail is that I found a huge cavern that got me near 64 diamond and a shiz load of other stuff. At one point I got completely lost and had to dig straight up to get out. Later, I went back for more of the gold, redstone, iron and coal I left behind and got lost again. I dug my way out again. I decided that I'd never come back to it. That was 2 months ago. A month ago I went back to the cave for coal, iron and redstone and got lost again :tongue.gif: That counts as a fail right? XD
I was standing by a nether portal on top of a mountain when a large cloud (1.7) passed through the portal. Except I mistook it for a Ghast coming through from the Nether.
N alpha I was mining iron on the roof and then started mining iron underneath of me well did I know the iron on the roof was under lava and then I had a lava shower -.- I had A lot
I once made this huge wooden mansion. No hacks or TMI. I had a alot of stuff left over and i used all my wood to make the mansion so i couldn't make more chest. so there was lava flowing out of a mountain so i took some lava in a bucket and made some sort of lava garbage disposal in my house. I went mining for like 15 mins and when i came back my house was burned down.
1)It was my first ever minecraft day. I collected enough wood to make a pickaxe, and I had no ideas what the monsters were, but a friend told me there were ( beds didn't exist yet ). I dug a hole into a small hill, but didnt have enough wood to make a door, so I spent all the night left clicking through the entrance to kill any potential monster.
2)In 1.9pre3, I had diamond armor, iron tools, bow and 128 arrows, and 13 pearls. Challenged myself to pearl to that 5-chunks-away-overhand-over-huge-lava-ocean. Guess what happened...
The explosions was the TNT, because of the fire he made, one of the embers flew onto the TNT and you know what happend...
>bringing 47 diamonds with you when you're griefing your friend's house
World deleted over a stupid mistake... But that's what happens when you play hardcore :cool.gif: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
So I go in there and dig the cobble out while I try to figure out how to fix it, because I'm an idiot.
At first I was screaming "OH **** OH **** OH ****" because the water was pushing me into lava.
Next I started screaming "OH **** OH **** OH ****" because the cobblestone generated on my head.
Then I started saying "**** **** **** **** ****" as I ran from my spawn to my generator to see if my only diamond pick landed in the lava.
Finally I said "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." when I found out it did.
Not gunna lie, in retrospect, it's ****ing hilarious.
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As I knew these were rare (well at least to me) I killed them all but one mini slime to use as a pet.
I then carried on mining with my mini pet slime pleased that I killed em all.
Then I started taking damage, Not knowing what was doing this I ran around trying to find my attacker,
I soon realised after dieing my pet slime was a small slime and was still able to hit.
(I thought it was a mini one. O_O)
pretty much same thing happend to me, i was well into my hardcore game, went to the nether and killed a bunch of blazes. When i get back to my house i head down to my mine when i notice a ender standing next to me, i thought to myself cool maybe i can kill him and a get a pearl, well what i didn't realize was that my armor had broken from all the fighting in the nether and the enderman quickly killed me.
Wait, you thought creepers were friendly, but yet you still manage to get 12 legit tnt and 3 legit diamond blocks?
haha, you ran into the perfect storm
Sense make not this does. T_T
BUTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
Well that sucks :tongue.gif: And I noticed a lot of fails happened due to endermen and creepers :tongue.gif:
I can't remember my biggest fail, I make a lot of them :biggrin.gif: But, I guess one fail is that I found a huge cavern that got me near 64 diamond and a shiz load of other stuff. At one point I got completely lost and had to dig straight up to get out. Later, I went back for more of the gold, redstone, iron and coal I left behind and got lost again. I dug my way out again. I decided that I'd never come back to it. That was 2 months ago. A month ago I went back to the cave for coal, iron and redstone and got lost again :tongue.gif: That counts as a fail right? XD
I may have screamed :laugh.gif:
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2)In 1.9pre3, I had diamond armor, iron tools, bow and 128 arrows, and 13 pearls. Challenged myself to pearl to that 5-chunks-away-overhand-over-huge-lava-ocean. Guess what happened...