If Zynga owned Minecraft, it would be Mineville, and it would be played on Facebook from an isometric perspective.
No, it would be called SpelunkyVille, you would have to go through a 25 step process to make a stone pickaxe, diamond tools would cost MineCash/CraftCash, and it would cost 3 dollars worth of virtual cash to generate another chunk, and the game would update frequently, but with useless updates that made the game incredibly slow.
If youtube poop owned Minecraft, creepers would go WUT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOO- and ambient noises would be replaced with with PINGAAAASSSS!!! every five seconds making you laugh until you **** bricks.
If I Owned Minecraft It Would Have Free Mod Support
No Premium
Skin Support INGAME
Mod Support INGAME
Premium Stuff INGAME
And Minecraft Would Be 5 Cents
If Bungie owned Minecraft, it would become a highly overrated alien shooter game.
Come on man. I agree that it overrated, but this is borderline trolling. Don't need to make a thread with the goal to insult a game you don't like while still having some discussion value so it won't be locked. :dry.gif:
If I Owned Minecraft It Would Have Free Mod Support
No Premium
Skin Support INGAME
Mod Support INGAME
Premium Stuff INGAME
And Minecraft Would Be 5 Cents
If you owned Minecraft, there wouldn't be enough money to fund development. :tongue.gif:
If I, HeeroZero, owned MineCraft, in the 1.9 update, a new weather would be added. "Raining Creepers." So now, all of you hope that I don't become the owner of MineCraft!
everything would be edible!
ambient sounds would be replaced with faint loud death screams!
chickens would randomly go beserk and eat you!
you would have to pay via giving him your left arm and your painis!
you would instantly ubercharge when hurt!
No, it would be called SpelunkyVille, you would have to go through a 25 step process to make a stone pickaxe, diamond tools would cost MineCash/CraftCash, and it would cost 3 dollars worth of virtual cash to generate another chunk, and the game would update frequently, but with useless updates that made the game incredibly slow.
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If soviet russia owned minecraft...
...block place you!
No Premium
Skin Support INGAME
Mod Support INGAME
Premium Stuff INGAME
And Minecraft Would Be 5 Cents
If apple owned minecraft all of the items would be renamed with an i in front of them... iDirt... iStone... iDiamond
If the the current government in Australia owned minecraft the goal would be to spend money making red tape to spend money cutting
Come on man. I agree that it overrated, but this is borderline trolling. Don't need to make a thread with the goal to insult a game you don't like while still having some discussion value so it won't be locked. :dry.gif:
Not to shove words down your mouth, though.
In any case, if EA owned MC, it would suck bawls.
If you owned Minecraft, there wouldn't be enough money to fund development. :tongue.gif:
If Rockstar games owned MC, there would be cars, AK-47s, and RPGs.
If Ubisoft owned MC, the fan-made AC skins would be official.
If Valve owned MC, the updates would be "worth the wait" -Gabe Newell.
If Tripwire Interactive owned MC, the game would be a gritty FPS game not suitable to young eyes (Gore fountain creepers!).
If Re-Logic owned MC, Terraria and Minecraft would be merged, ending the war between the fans and creating a game with endless possibilities.
everything would be edible!
ambient sounds would be replaced with faint loud death screams!
chickens would randomly go beserk and eat you!
you would have to pay via giving him your left arm and your painis!
you would instantly ubercharge when hurt!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Then they would make you pay $10 for an "access code" to get them back.
Seriously, EA sucks.