Is this, by any chance, inspired by Project Sturgeon from the zombie survival guide? Anyway, back on topic.
Let's see if we can finish these guys off this round. *Fires*
Point Blank +5
Roll: 5 + 5 = 10
"You take aim and fire at a randomly selected UnRed. It hits it in the gut for 10 damage.
*GM Notes: If you mean the game, no I came up with it on my own. If you meant this scenario, it's more inspired by the real life last stand of the German 9th and 12th armies to get as many civilians out of Berlin. Had they not made their last stand, the civilians would be guaranteed torture, rape, and death by the approaching Red Army. I simply added zombies to the scenario.*
I get 10 meters closer and then spam a hell lot of bullets at them, running back to the other ppl when I run out of ammo.
"You, engie_ninja, and the Kommandeur all charge forward. While you and engie_ninja blast apart two of the UnRed, the Kommandeur charges the one that somehow made it through untouched. It raises it's club to attack, but the Kommandeur smashes it in the face with a brick first. He forces its mouth open, shoves his Luger inside, and pulls the trigger, dropping the shambling creature."
As your squad recovers from its latest battle, the building behind the tiger begin pouring out civilians. The tank crew informs you that they had been waiting for reinforcements to come rescue the civilians when you stumbled onto the scene. It is estimated that 300 people where in the buildings. As your Kommandeur writes this in his book, a soldier comes running up. "Sir! They broke through the barricade! They are heading for the bridge!" The Kommandeur swears, and replies, "How long?" The soldier replies, "15 minutes at best." The Kommandeur looks at the tank crew and says, "Take us there."
You are dug in behind some hastily made barricades, watching the main road to the bridge. Suddenly, you see a relatively small pack of UnReds come around the bend. Your allies quickly fell the pack of 50 without mercy. As everyone begins congratulating themselves, the real horde appears. They are packed shoulder to shoulder, hundreds just in eyesight on the ground, but Gameguy602 and ka_doink1234o0 from the church tower can see that it's thousands of zombies shambling towards the bridge.
The Kommandeur yells, "The time has come! Hold your ground, and give the civilians time to escape the city to the West! Remember to save the last bullet for yourselves! FOR THE FATHERLAND!"
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 200m
Allies:
500 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger"
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
*GM's Notes: To keep this from getting overly complicated, there will be no negative range bonuses, and any hits will be counted as kills. Every update you survive, 100 civilians will be rescued. Hold the line!*
*GM's Notes 2: You can NEVER have enough dakka.*
*GM's Notes 3: Sorry for the delay, I have finals I've been studying for.*
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
I throw all my grenades at the zombies, 1 for the left side and 1 for the right side.
You are going to throw grenades 200m? I'm telling you now that won't work.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
You and your allies manage to bring down enough enemies to keep them from advancing, but you can already tell the horde is unstoppable. Nonetheless, you are prepared to fight for every inch of ground between them and the bridge. Suddenly, the Kommandeur yells, "Rig the bridge to explode! We can't let these things chase the refugees escaping the city! Hurry!" Twenty of your allies rush over to the bridge and begin arming it with what explosives the 9th still has.
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 200m
Allies:
480 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger"
20 Fallschirmjäger (explosives)
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
How close are they from reaching the bridge? I burst fire at the ones that get too close to it.
The bridge is 50m behind your position. You and your allies have formed a box formation around it, with snipers in the nearby church.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
I bet one of us has to channel the spirit of Gandalf.
I run up to the explosives and set them all off with me on the bridge, taking out the UnReds one way to get to us. I then come back in the next book, but my clothes are a different color (Spoiler alert for a 60 year old book)
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Lost interest in Minecraft, only here for Off Topic. EUA YAXK NGBK G RUZ UL ZOSK UT EUAX NGTJY.
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Very long ago. One scientist. Take pig and bird. Boom boom science explosions. FlyingPig6789 happened.
I run up to the explosives and set them all off with me on the bridge, taking out the UnReds one way to get to us. I then come back in the next book, but my clothes are a different color (Spoiler alert for a 60 year old book)
Not yet you dingus! We're on the wrong side of the bridge!
...
WOOT!
*Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakka*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Let's see if we can finish these guys off this round. *Fires*
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
See Ampulugator's response please.
Point Blank +5
Roll: 5 + 5 = 10
"You take aim and fire at a randomly selected UnRed. It hits it in the gut for 10 damage.
*GM Notes: If you mean the game, no I came up with it on my own. If you meant this scenario, it's more inspired by the real life last stand of the German 9th and 12th armies to get as many civilians out of Berlin. Had they not made their last stand, the civilians would be guaranteed torture, rape, and death by the approaching Red Army. I simply added zombies to the scenario.*
Close Range +3
Roll 1: 16 + 3 = 19
Roll 2: 7 + 3 = 10
Roll 3: 9 + 3 = 12
Roll 4: 18 + 3 = 21!
Roll 5: 10 + 3 = 13
"Your first three rounds cut down an UnRed, while the final two cause 16 damage to another."
Close Range +3
Roll 1: 5 + 3 = 8
Roll 2: 9 + 3 = 12
Roll 3: 7 + 3 = 10
"Your first round misses low, but the second two converge on an UnRed for 14 damage."
Your allies bring down all the wounded, giving engie_ninja and Ampulugator the chance they were waiting for.
"You, engie_ninja, and the Kommandeur all charge forward. While you and engie_ninja blast apart two of the UnRed, the Kommandeur charges the one that somehow made it through untouched. It raises it's club to attack, but the Kommandeur smashes it in the face with a brick first. He forces its mouth open, shoves his Luger inside, and pulls the trigger, dropping the shambling creature."
As your squad recovers from its latest battle, the building behind the tiger begin pouring out civilians. The tank crew informs you that they had been waiting for reinforcements to come rescue the civilians when you stumbled onto the scene. It is estimated that 300 people where in the buildings. As your Kommandeur writes this in his book, a soldier comes running up. "Sir! They broke through the barricade! They are heading for the bridge!" The Kommandeur swears, and replies, "How long?" The soldier replies, "15 minutes at best." The Kommandeur looks at the tank crew and says, "Take us there."
You are dug in behind some hastily made barricades, watching the main road to the bridge. Suddenly, you see a relatively small pack of UnReds come around the bend. Your allies quickly fell the pack of 50 without mercy. As everyone begins congratulating themselves, the real horde appears. They are packed shoulder to shoulder, hundreds just in eyesight on the ground, but Gameguy602 and ka_doink1234o0 from the church tower can see that it's thousands of zombies shambling towards the bridge.
The Kommandeur yells, "The time has come! Hold your ground, and give the civilians time to escape the city to the West! Remember to save the last bullet for yourselves! FOR THE FATHERLAND!"
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 200m
Allies:
500 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger"
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
*GM's Notes: To keep this from getting overly complicated, there will be no negative range bonuses, and any hits will be counted as kills. Every update you survive, 100 civilians will be rescued. Hold the line!*
*GM's Notes 2: You can NEVER have enough dakka.*
*GM's Notes 3: Sorry for the delay, I have finals I've been studying for.*
You are going to throw grenades 200m? I'm telling you now that won't work.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Play minecraft.
NOW
Roll 1: 7
Roll 2: 9
Roll 3: 16
Roll 4: 8
Roll 5: 19
"You brought down two with your burst."
*GM's Notes: *
Roll 1: 18
Roll 2: 7
Roll 3: 16
"You bring down two."
Roll 1: 10
Roll 2: 16
Roll 3: 10
"You bring down three."
Roll 1: 20
Roll 2: 2
Roll 3: 11
"You manage to bring down two more."
Roll 1: 12
Roll 2: 17
"You bring down an additional two."
You and your allies manage to bring down enough enemies to keep them from advancing, but you can already tell the horde is unstoppable. Nonetheless, you are prepared to fight for every inch of ground between them and the bridge. Suddenly, the Kommandeur yells, "Rig the bridge to explode! We can't let these things chase the refugees escaping the city! Hurry!" Twenty of your allies rush over to the bridge and begin arming it with what explosives the 9th still has.
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 200m
Allies:
480 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger"
20 Fallschirmjäger (explosives)
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
Play minecraft.
NOW
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The bridge is 50m behind your position. You and your allies have formed a box formation around it, with snipers in the nearby church.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I run up to the explosives and set them all off with me on the bridge, taking out the UnReds one way to get to us. I then come back in the next book, but my clothes are a different color (Spoiler alert for a 60 year old book)
Not yet you dingus! We're on the wrong side of the bridge!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Oh... ehrm...
I then go back in time and convince myself that that was a stupid idea and right now just more dakka.