Man that was a long time! These price overruns and striking workers (read: me not having access to the computer during the entirety of Sunday) really slowed progress down. But now I'm back, and the fun stuff resumes!
I outfit the Siege Engine with multi-purpose guns, surface-to-air-missiles, depleted uranium armor, cup holders, and other cool stuff. Unsurprisingly, this will take a long...long...time.
A fell wind bursts forth from the bowels of Hell, killing all plant life within 500km of the tower, but leaving the lifeless husks. (the forest is still around the tower, it's just dead. I am awakened from my trance, and begin the summoning of Nicol Bolas with the energies gathered. The ritual requires the stars to be in perfect alignment when completed (it will be complete on page 100, whether I'm the first post or not). Summoning ritual beginning...
The manifestations of the elements have been completed:
Earth (Earth Shaking), Fire (Lava Wall), Water (Thunderstorm), Air (Tempestuous Explosion), Death (No Plant Life).
Even if I gather all the energy, I must perform the summoning ritual, and after that, there is only a 10% chance (to be determined by Bioshock_Rules) that the ritual will work. If the ritual works, there is a 5% chance (to be determined once again by Bioshock_Rules) that Nicol Bolas will attack.
I set up an energy cannon on top of the tower, wich needs 3 phases to fully succeed before it has a chance to blow up the tank. Phase 1 'the buildup' part 1/3: I set up the feets of the cannon so it has a place to stand on. To also make sure it isn't blown up in 1 shot, i set up 3 shields as defence. The upper shield has 500 lives, middle shield 1000 and last shield has 1500 lives and has a special feature: you can only hit it with a big weapon with lives, and the shield wil bounce back the attack with half the power.
1 i think a little OP 2 serious, i only placed the feet of it, where are you aiming at? 3 the shields are like force fields, you don't just shoot through it
I forgot to tell that I will add something every day, to make it a bit fair but not to easy for them. also, i need help from other defenders. most people aim directly for the tower or for the tank, but you can help others to. i need some defenders to powerup the shields as they are weakened and maybe some other features, cause when this thing is finished they will do long to other rebuild the tank other get it working again.
The next two lines have been divined: Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
So far, the incantation is:
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
Thanks to minecraft servers being down, I am able to spend more time on the tank. I give the tank the capacity to carry weapons and then install the basic shot, an all-purpose emergency weapon in case the other weapons of the tank are destroyed.
Man that was a long time! These price overruns and striking workers (read: me not having access to the computer during the entirety of Sunday) really slowed progress down. But now I'm back, and the fun stuff resumes!
I outfit the Siege Engine with guns (which can shoot lots of projectiles, from water cannons to rocket-propelled grenades), surface-to-air-missiles, depleted uranium armor, cup holders, and other cool stuff. Unsurprisingly, this will take a long...long...time.
Progress:
Attack Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 90%
My Defense: I continue charging my SuperNerf
I assemble an Emerald Pyramid, and place a Beacon Block on it
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 40%
Tower: -641 Health: 21,596 Shields: 123 Status: = Sturdy Boosts: Nova 6 (Attacks function at 37% effectiveness for 1 post), Anti-Tank (Tank-based Attacks do 20% Damage for 3 posts), Giant Death Robot (Attacks function at 40% effectiveness for 2 posts) Curses: Bad Luck (-1 to 75 Health every post for 1 post), Frozen (+20% Damage taken for 5 posts)
Obsidian Tank: Temporarily disabled by request of Knochenbowser Health: 2,500 Damage dealt: 100 per Page Boosts: Defense (-50% Damage taken), Regeneration (+1,000 Health every post), Resistant (Immune to Bullets and Explosives) Weakness: Diamond Pickaxe Secret Weapon: Deployed when close to Tower, or when Health is 0 Distance from Tower: [Advancement paused]
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I install the tanks shield generator, which will take damage for the tank and recharge itself by 50 each turn(post by bioshock). The shield will protect 20% every 100 shields it loses(100% protection at 500, 80% protection at 400, etc.).
I forgot to tell that I will add something every day, to make it a bit fair but not to easy for them. also, i need help from other defenders. most people aim directly for the tower or for the tank, but you can help others to. i need some defenders to powerup the shields as they are weakened and maybe some other features, cause when this thing is finished they will do long to other rebuild the tank other get it working again.
I begin to form a thick shield that is a mixture of; polymerized tree sap, Kevlar, plastic, glass, and diamond coating. the entire shape is corrugated in a triangular pattern (this being the only shape that has no place it can fall in on itself).
I install the tanks shield generator, which will take damage for the tank and recharge itself by 50 each turn(post by bioshock). The shield will protect 20% every 100 shields it loses(100% protection at 500, 80% protection at 400, etc.).
I install the tanks shield generator, which will take damage for the tank and recharge itself by 50 each turn(post by bioshock). The shield will protect 20% every 100 shields it loses(100% protection at 500, 80% protection at 400, etc.).
I begin to form a thick shield that is a mixture of; polymerized tree sap, Kevlar, plastic, glass, and diamond coating. the entire shape is corrugated in a triangular pattern (this being the only shape that has no place it can fall in on itself).
I push the ignore button on life, blocking you and only you.
I start to work on its shields (assuming its the defenders tank) using the a fore mentioned tech.
I launch a barrage of skellyccreeperjockies (skeletons that ride on spiders that shoot creeper spawn eggs) at the tower and tank. 50 all together.
500 Damage
My Defense: I place a Diamond in the Beacon, causing the Beam to be fired into Space
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 60%
Tower: -415 Health: 21,114 Shields: 128 Status: = Sturdy Boosts: Anti-Tank (Tank-based Attacks do 20% Damage for 2 posts) Curses: Frozen (+20% Damage taken for 4 posts)
Obsidian Tank: Temporarily disabled by request of Knochenbowser Health: 2,500 Damage dealt: 100 per Page Boosts: Defense (-50% Damage taken), Regeneration (+1,000 Health every post), Resistant (Immune to Bullets and Explosives) Weakness: Diamond Pickaxe Secret Weapon: Deployed when close to Tower, or when Health is 0 Distance from Tower:
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
The incantation so far:
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
The entirety of the incantation has almost been divined.
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Golden Creeper Statues. Why not? Isn't it pretty? Click on it. You know you want to.
The final line of the incantation has been divined: Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name, Nicol Bolas!
The full incantation is:
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry.
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name,Nicol Bolas! I now begin to actually recite the incantation. The most ancient evil known to all, even the Planeswalkers, is being called upon. Lines recited: 1/5.
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Golden Creeper Statues. Why not? Isn't it pretty? Click on it. You know you want to.
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name,Nicol Bolas!
I continue the recitation of the incantation.
Lines read: 2/5
Since the incantation will be done regardless, as well as the summoning, on page 100, I'm going to stop counting the lines read.
I give a creepy backwards laugh, then tear off one layer of the tower, reducing it to the bare minimum Sturdy health and increasing the damage it takes by 25%. Immediately after that, I collapse due to the effort required to tear off parts of the tower, and remain there for 5 posts made by Bioshock_Rules.
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name,Nicol Bolas!
I continue the recitation of the incantation.
Lines read: 2/5
Since the incantation will be done regardless, as well as the summoning, on page 100, I'm going to stop counting the lines read.
I secretly sneak away the diamonds when its my turn to guard them, one by one (which means one per page). When I'm noticed, I'll dash out of the tower, blowing up the C4 I have implanted on strategic points once I'm out.
DIAMONDS GATHERED:
1
I ask you "Whats this white stuff all over the wall? the food fight is Next weekend..." "also why do you have a diamond with you? and why are you leaving, whats that button?"
I give a creepy backwards laugh, then tear off one layer of the tower, reducing it to the bare minimum Sturdy health and increasing the damage it takes by 25%. Immediately after that, I collapse due to the effort required to tear off parts of the tower, and remain there for 5 posts made by Bioshock_Rules.
I outfit the Siege Engine with multi-purpose guns, surface-to-air-missiles, depleted uranium armor, cup holders, and other cool stuff. Unsurprisingly, this will take a long...long...time.
Progress:
While the Tank is disabled, it is safe from harm.
However, it cannot heal or deal Damage
500 Damage
Attack Charge: [|||||||||||||||||||||] 80%
Next Attack fails
Next Defense fails
No effect!
Energy Cannon under construction
Energy Cannon destroyed
Attack Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 90%
Energy Cannon destruction reversed
200 Damage, Tower frozen
Tank is protected until reactivated
Attack Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 90%
My Defense: I continue charging my SuperNerf
I assemble an Emerald Pyramid, and place a Beacon Block on it
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 40%
Tower: -641
Health: 21,596
Shields: 123
Status: = Sturdy
Boosts: Nova 6 (Attacks function at 37% effectiveness for 1 post), Anti-Tank (Tank-based Attacks do 20% Damage for 3 posts), Giant Death Robot (Attacks function at 40% effectiveness for 2 posts)
Curses: Bad Luck (-1 to 75 Health every post for 1 post), Frozen (+20% Damage taken for 5 posts)
Obsidian Tank: Temporarily disabled by request of Knochenbowser
Health: 2,500
Damage dealt: 100 per Page
Boosts: Defense (-50% Damage taken), Regeneration (+1,000 Health every post), Resistant (Immune to Bullets and Explosives)
Weakness: Diamond Pickaxe
Secret Weapon: Deployed when close to Tower, or when Health is 0
Distance from Tower:
[Advancement paused]
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Tank status:
Leaves are shields.
HP:
1600/2500
Shields:
500/500
Weapons:
Basic shot(HP: infinity Strength:50 Special effects: none)
None
None
None
Buffs: Garage(protects against 80% of all damage)
Curses: none
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I begin to form a thick shield that is a mixture of; polymerized tree sap, Kevlar, plastic, glass, and diamond coating. the entire shape is corrugated in a triangular pattern (this being the only shape that has no place it can fall in on itself).
I push the ignore button on life, blocking you and only you.
I start to work on its shields (assuming its the defenders tank) using the a fore mentioned tech.
BLOCKS OF WAR: A QUEST FOR LIFE
Your other Post had no reaction as it had no significance to the Game
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 40%
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+100 Shields
500 Damage
My Defense: I place a Diamond in the Beacon, causing the Beam to be fired into Space
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 60%
Tower: -415
Health: 21,114
Shields: 128
Status: = Sturdy
Boosts: Anti-Tank (Tank-based Attacks do 20% Damage for 2 posts)
Curses: Frozen (+20% Damage taken for 4 posts)
Obsidian Tank: Temporarily disabled by request of Knochenbowser
Health: 2,500
Damage dealt: 100 per Page
Boosts: Defense (-50% Damage taken), Regeneration (+1,000 Health every post), Resistant (Immune to Bullets and Explosives)
Weakness: Diamond Pickaxe
Secret Weapon: Deployed when close to Tower, or when Health is 0
Distance from Tower:
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
The incantation so far:
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry.
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
The entirety of the incantation has almost been divined.
...and I have them all step on bioshock :trollface:
I fire bolts of electricity with a machine at the robots to short circuit and destroy them.
The final line of the incantation has been divined:
Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name, Nicol Bolas!
The full incantation is:
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry.
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name,Nicol Bolas!
I now begin to actually recite the incantation. The most ancient evil known to all, even the Planeswalkers, is being called upon.
Lines recited: 1/5.
Seeing my electric attack did nothing, I hop in my Arwing and start shooting lasers and smart bombs at the robots.
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry.
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelop the wasteland with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win.
Appear now in this Most Deadly Game as I call your name,Nicol Bolas!
I continue the recitation of the incantation.
Lines read: 2/5
Since the incantation will be done regardless, as well as the summoning, on page 100, I'm going to stop counting the lines read.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
are you with defenders? or attackers?
I ask you "Whats this white stuff all over the wall? the food fight is Next weekend..." "also why do you have a diamond with you? and why are you leaving, whats that button?"
I bury you.
I upgrade your arwing with my shield tech. Shield tech EVERYWHERE!!!
BLOCKS OF WAR: A QUEST FOR LIFE