Okay so I'm at a party and there's a chem student (The straight A's type) spouting nonsense. He's not drunk off his butt but tipsy. And he's talking about how dangerous some things are.
So I jokingly say that dihydromonoxide is really dangerous. Kills tens of thousands of people around the world every year and how it's used in pretty much everything from washing vegetables to nuclear reactor coolant.
And he agrees with me and starts this moment right then and there to ban it. Mind you he's being completely serious.
The half the room joins in too, completely appalled that such things are used in food, reactor coolants, washing vegetables to keep them fresh, as an additive in swimming pools and so on and so forth.
After about half an hour and I ask him if he knows what dihydromonoxide is.
"Yeah, it's some really bad stuff. We should ban it."
"Dihydromonoxide is water."
*Room becomes dead silent*
Without a word he stands up and leaves.
I know I'm quoting an old post but I'd just like to point out that everybody whoever came in contact with dihydro-monoxide has either died already or only has up to about 100 years left to live. Also the most common cause of drowning is dihydro-monoxide. In fact, dihydro-monoxide is so deadly that some metals will light on fire or explode just by touching it. How crazy is that?
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In GTA IV, my friend jumps out of a helicopter (he was a passenger, mind you, as I was the pilot). He hits the ground, knowing that when he jumped, he wasn't gonna hit water anyways. He hits the side of the building and dies instantly.
He then proceeds to ask me why he died....
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I Gibbs slapped him.
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This is an image I saved on my computer a while ago, so I have no idea who said, or created, it, but I find it hilarious anyway, so I'll just share it here;
"If you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though wit it and a pebbl hadnt dropped through itd stop straw insid the apple because gravity cant apple"
By the way, if anyone can decipher what the hell it's meant to say, please do so.
Let me try.
"If you had an apple with a straw and you poked the apple through with it and a pebble hadn't dropped through, it would stop the straw inside the apple because gravity can't apple."
First of all, how can a pebble drop in a apple?
Oh yeah, and I also found this on Tumblr. Had to edit it on Aviary so that I could see it better and fix some grammar mistakes, but here's what it says:
"A bull is a cow. Cows can be found on farms. Chickens are also called c***s. And that's what this book is about. It's about a bunch of c***s. Fat *****, skinny *****, long *****, short *****, ***** that don't work, ***** that work very well. It is probably because Ernest Henningway himself was a ****. Brett uses ***** as a weapom against all the men she meets in the span of the novel. She-"
It's kind of bitter.
I can type with my eyes closed, not sure how many wpm I can pull off though.
Fun fact: I typed that with my eyes closed!
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I know I'm quoting an old post but I'd just like to point out that everybody whoever came in contact with dihydro-monoxide has either died already or only has up to about 100 years left to live. Also the most common cause of drowning is dihydro-monoxide. In fact, dihydro-monoxide is so deadly that some metals will light on fire or explode just by touching it. How crazy is that?
It's also usually really warm and leaves a weird aftertaste for a couple seconds.
Not nearly as bad as poop though.
I am not going to even ask....
He then proceeds to ask me why he died....
...
...
I Gibbs slapped him.
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Teacher: "Okay... so if you take two apples and add one, how many do you have now?"
Student: "I still doesn't get why we can't eat the apples!"
Me: Facepaw. "Subtraction is not covered in this lesson plan."
--Yes, I used to talk like that when I was six. Weird. T_T
**Not to mention that the apples WERE NON-EXISTENT.
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Okay, yeah, i'm wondering about this too.
I'm not going to believe this. But that isn't dumb.
Dumb.
Not really.
That helps you type properly.
Dumb.
I don't know.
LOL 'biggest'? I think the biggest lie in the modern world is 911.
O wait you said gaming history. Oops.
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Let me try.
"If you had an apple with a straw and you poked the apple through with it and a pebble hadn't dropped through, it would stop the straw inside the apple because gravity can't apple."
First of all, how can a pebble drop in a apple?
Oh yeah, and I also found this on Tumblr. Had to edit it on Aviary so that I could see it better and fix some grammar mistakes, but here's what it says:
"A bull is a cow. Cows can be found on farms. Chickens are also called c***s. And that's what this book is about. It's about a bunch of c***s. Fat *****, skinny *****, long *****, short *****, ***** that don't work, ***** that work very well. It is probably because Ernest Henningway himself was a ****. Brett uses ***** as a weapom against all the men she meets in the span of the novel. She-"
And then it ends there.
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You were wrong.
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