"Nobody has the right NOT to be offended. When I make a joke about a starving African or Stephen Hawking, that joke's on me. Clearly, I'M the idiot there." - Ricky Gervais
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your darn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson
What about "You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth."
We change our opinion, We change our years We change our pencils, We change our dreams, We change our ladies, cars and money... But we never change our friends.
- Al Capone
When the legends die, the dreams end; there is no more greatness.
-Tecumseh
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
"Don't screw with someone from New England, they'll throw Dr. Pepper and clam chowder at you!" ~ Me
I Solve practical problems
In-fact, thats going back in my signature.
i love pancake at the disco. i love their song "I like skin now marry me" and brendon theory is so hot
- US military, told to me by my father
"If anything can go wrong, it will."
- Murphy's law
Oh ****. I don't know any quotes.What about "You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth."
-Willian P. Turkey
Much, much more relevant to everyone than it looks like.
We change our years
We change our pencils,
We change our dreams,
We change our ladies,
cars and money...
But we never change our friends.
- Al Capone
When the legends die, the dreams end; there is no more greatness.
-Tecumseh
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Love it!